Hats and Douchebags

Kollin: Oh yeah and then you can wear the hat I got you!
Gabby: You mean the hat you stole from me and then gave back?
Kollin: Yes.


So....this weekend has pretty much blown ass. I did literally nothing on Friday but sit around and watch movies with the man, cool I guess, but had there been something better to do I would have jumped.
It rained all day on Saturday. However, the man and me hit the Galleria in search of a new hat for him. He kept rejecting them because they all touched his ears.....okay....
THEN after driving aimlessly for about an hour, Pate called and reminded us of this crawfish boil we were going to (we had to bring diapers cause the chick is pregnant). Ok, no big deal except when Kollin gets drunk, he is either all lovey dovey or a complete douche.
Guess what he decided to be? yeah, a douche and a half. (although I will give him credit that he was a little lovey dovey while getting drunk)
So at one point, he gets pissy that I keep smoking his cigarettes and goes and buys more along with some beer, taking Pate and leaving me alone.
Ok, cool....except it was WAY awkward not knowing anyone. at all.
So when they come back I am more than ready to go.
I tell Kollin I am leaving in the middle of his plate of crawfish (I told him my stomach was hurting, which, it kind of was) and could he get a ride to B-Dubs to watch the game with Pate.
He got pissy again and told me just to wait. So I started to get really fed up.
THEN
he decided he wanted to go to his house to put the extra beer in his fridge. WELL.
I was not getting out of the car so I didnt have to come face to face with an awkward conversationg with his mom about a pregnancy test she found.
So what does he do? He TELLS her why I wont come in and makes her come talk to me.
Did I mention Im a little tipsy at this point?
Needless to say, my irritation level is WAY up.
So, on the drive to B-Dubs I proceed to tell him why Im a little irked.
The rest of the night he was sweet as pie. Sometimes I think he really just doesnt have any idea what his attitude is like.
Well, except for me having to drive his trashed ass home and him telling me how much I suck at driving.
And that brings us to why I am awake and blogging at 10:00 on a Sunday morning.
Kollin, Pate and his GF and Sean and his GF are all going to the beach.
I was going to go, but I have to say Im not really in the mood to hang out on a hot beach getting a sunburn with unneccesary wind. Not to mention I dont feel like gettting drunk and having to wade into the water every ten seconds to pee. Oh, and I dont feel like having to play coin toss with Kollin's drunken attitudes. I wonder what its going to be like today, or if its only that way with me.
So, I figure Ill do some homework, then Ill probably call the mexican to hang out (not that there is really anything to do).
I want a burger.